Toni Braxton’s cameltoed fashion disaster

Oh, Lord. Child. Honey. Pull it together. This is Toni Braxton, wearing some just horrible as she was seen entering (or exiting) Mr. Chow in LA. Mr. Chow is one of those restaurants in LA, much like the Ivy, where you know you’re going to have your photo taken coming and going. I’m saying that Toni knew she would be photographed, and this is what she chose to wear. Pacific Coast News describes the scene: “Toni Braxton leaves little to the imagination as she slithers out of Mr Chow wearing a risque lace-panelled catsuit. The R&B songstress has a new album due out in May 2010.” Yep. That’s what this is about. Toni is shilling her cameltoe to sell her album. As if we’re more likely to buy her album now that we know the exact outline of her vadge.

Wait… lace panels? Oh, there they all. Jesus. This unitard is a f-cking mess. Who designs these things? And who buys one two sizes too small? I’m worried that Toni is cutting off circulation to her vadge, this thing is so tight. It’s sad that she has to wear this to get attention. She’s got a great voice, a great body, and she’s still really pretty. This was a terrible PR move! FREE THE CAMELTOE.

Oh, God, it’s a mess from behind too. Wait, is the back of her head shaved? UGH.