Britney Spears Caught in a Web

If this were anyone else but Britney Spears I would say, Fashion Police alert! A celebrity is caught wearing a terrible poncho! But taking into consideration that this is the infamous Britney who is usually wearing something trashy and cheap, this “conservative” poncho might actually be a step up.

I’m not saying that this isn’t a terrible outfit. The spiderweb poncho is just weird, the bright red bag doesn’t match, and I have no idea what the deal is with the black socks and high-heeled Mary Janes. But I like to see Brit in a conservative outfit, so maybe she’s trying a new look.

Oh but I do actually like her new short haircut! After her hipster outfit and this dowdy poncho, I have no idea what she will come up with next.