10 Ways that Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Like Sarah Palin

This list comes to you thanks to something Clint Eastwood said during the October 4th, premiere of his and Angelina Jolie’s latest movie, “Changeling.”

“Asked if he felt Sarah Palin was like Angelina Jolie, Easwood replied, “They are totally different types. But I am saying there is a star quality that scares a lot of people off.””

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Try as I might, all I could come up with were reasons towards the exact opposite conclusion. If you guys have some ideas on how right ol’ Clint really is post them up and we’ll do another list if there’s enough reasons.

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  1. Beauty

    2. – Angelina is totally on a different level looks wise than Sarah. Palin might have that whole “cute for a politician thing going on, but Angie can hold her own with some supermodels. No comparison.

  2. International Experience

    3. – The “Changeling” star wins this one hands down, what with her having visited just about every country in the world, adopting her rainbow children, and birthing her biologicals in Africa and the South of France.

  3. Foreign Policy

    4. – Four words: United Nation’s Goodwill Ambassador.

  4. She’s just like the rest of us

    5. – Who else is the gorgeous mother of six children, partner to Brad Pitt, multimillionaire philanthropist, whose hobbies include tattoos and motor cycles?

  5. Beliefs On Gay Marriage

    6. – Brad and Angie said they’re not going to marry till everyone in the country had the same rights to marriage as they do.

  6. She Scares People

    7. – Only when Jolie loses too much weight too fast.

  7. Hunting

    8. – The Chateau that the Jolie-Pitts rented in the South of France plays host each year to boar hunts and the year that the Brad and Angelina rented the sprawling manse was no different. No reports that Brad took shots at any boars from a helicopter and no statements from Angelina about being able to skin her own boar.

  8. Interview Prowess

    9. – Jolie is an old pro at handling the press on the fly, without any prep work.

  9. Environmental Savvy

    10. – The Jolie-Pitts have the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans which is going to be rebuilt with affordable green housing.

  10. Appeal

    11. – Jolie fans are guys – and girls, as well as youthful Americans.